A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
Variations of this quote have been around almost as long as the bicycle itself. The origin is a derivitive of an earlier form: “God needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.”
Try making a fun quote yourself. Here’s the formula:
A needs B like C needs a bicycle.
More “like a fish needs a bicycle” quotes from earlier times:
The place [Aragon, Spain] didn’t need an American consul any more than a cow needs a bicycle; for it had no trade with America, and no American tourist ever dreamed of stopping there.~ , The Hartford Courant A Connecticut newspaper, 1898. Credit.
A man without faith is like a fish without a bicycle.~ Charles S. Harris 1958.
God needs man like a fish needs a bicycle ~ Unknown
Man needs God like a fish needs a bicycle ~ Unknown Rebuttal to previous
“A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.” I really hate this expression. I bet fish would totally want bicycles. ~ Meg Cabot Princess on the Brink
A man needs a woman like a fish needs a bicycle. ~ Anonymous
People need government like a mouse needs a cat. ~ Anonymous
Also as heard in the U2 song Tryin’ To Throw Your Arms Around The World:
Nothin’ much to say I guess
You’re just the same as all the rest
Been tryin’ to throw your arms around the world
And a woman needs a man
Like a fish needs a bicycle
When you’re tryin’ to throw your arms around the world
I’m gonna run to you, run to you, run to you :