Inspirational Bicycle Quotes
The oldest and best collection of bicycle quotes on the web.
Riding a bicycle is one of the greatest metaphors for living life, thus these wonderful quotable quotes from some historically famous cyclists. Please submit your favorite bicycle quote.
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving. ~ Albert Einstein letter to his son Eduard, 1930.
I thought of that while riding my bicycle. ~ Einstein in reference to the Theory of Relativity.
Riding a bicycle is one of the greatest metaphors for living life. That's why I've given a new spin to some famous quotes by changing a few words.. Can you guess the original quote and author?
To bike, or not to bike: that is NOT a question.~ Answer
Bicycles are a girl's best friend.~ Answer
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him a bicycle.~ Answer
New favorite bicycle quotes:
One of the most important days of my life was when I learned to ride a bicycle. ~ Michael Palin, English comedian and traveller, castmember of Monty Python
Ride as much or as little, or as long or as short as you feel. But ride. ~ Eddy Merckx, Tour de France winner
Dear God, O.k. I kept my half of the deal. Where's the bike? ~ Bert, "Children's Letters to God"
I had a substitute teacher from Ireland in the second grade that told my class during morning prayer that when she wants something — anything at all — she prays for it and promises something for it in return — and she always gets what she wants. Yeah. I'm sitting at the back of the classroom thinking: "Wow. My family can't afford a bike." So I went home and prayed for one, and I promised I would recite the rosary every night in exchange. Broke it. Broke that promise. But two weeks later, I got home from school to find a brand new mustang bike with a banana seat and easy rider handle bars. Yeah.... My family informed that I had won a raffle that a friend of mine had entered my name in without my knowledge whatsoever. ~ Jim Carrey, Commencement Address at the 2014 MUM Graduation
In down times I do things like go for a long bike ride or run. The other thing I'm doing in that quiet time is just observing. ~ Robin Williams, comedian
I feel that I am entitled to my share of lightheartedness and there is nothing wrong with enjoying one's self simply, like a boy. ~ Leo Tolstoy, In response to criticism for learning to ride a bicycle at age 67
The bicycle is a curious vehicle. Its passenger is its engine. ~ John Howard
If constellations had been named in the 20th century, I suppose we would see bicycles. ~ Professor Carl Sagan
Newspapers are unable, seemingly to discriminate between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilization. ~ George Bernard Shaw
Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
~ Charles M. Schulz
It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best, since you have to sweat up the hills and coast down them. Thus you remember them as they actually are, while in a motor car only a high hill impresses you, and you have no such accurate remembrance of country you have driven through as you gain by riding a bicycle. ~ Ernest Hemingway
The journey of life is like a man riding a bicycle. We know he got on the bicycle and started to move. We know that at some point he will stop and get off. We know that if he stops moving and does not get off he will fall off. ~ William G. Golding, Nobel Laureate, author of "The lord of the flies."
Bicycles are almost as good as guitars for meeting girls. ~ Bob Weir, Grateful Dead
As a kid I had a dream - I wanted to own my own bicycle. When I got the bike I must have been the happiest boy in Liverpool, maybe the world. I lived for that bike. Most kids left their bike in the backyard at night. Not me. I insisted on taking mine indoors and the first night I even kept it in my bed. ~ John Lennon, The Beatles
When the spirits are low, when the day appears dark, when work becomes monotonous, when hope hardly seems worth having, just mount a bicycle and go out for a spin down the road, without thought on anything but the ride you are taking. ~ Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Author of Sherlock Holmes
Let a man find himself, in distinction from others, on top of two wheels with a chain -- at least in a poor country like Russia -- and his vanity begins to swell out like his tires. ~ Leon Trotsky
When man invented the bicycle he reached the peak of his attainments. Here was a machine of precision and balance for the convenience of man. And (unlike subsequent inventions for man's convenience) the more he used it, the fitter his body became. Here, for once, was a product of man's brain that was entirely beneficial to those who used it, and of no harm or irritation to others. Progress should have stopped when man invented the bicycle. ~ Elizabeth West, Author of Hovel in the Hills
Ever bike? Now that's something that makes life worth living!...Oh, to just grip your handlebars and lay down to it, and go ripping and tearing through streets and road, over railroad tracks and bridges, threading crowds, avoiding collisions, at twenty miles or more an hour, and wondering all the time when you're going to smash up. Well, now, that's something! And then go home again after three hours of it...and then to think that tomorrow I can do it all over again! ~ Jack London, Author
The bicycle is a great good. But it can turn nasty if I'm employed. ~ Samuel Beckett, Playwright
On my tenth birthday a bicycle and an atlas coincided as presents and a few days later I decided to cycle to India. ~ Dervla Murphy, Full Tilt: Ireland to India with a Bicycle
It is the unknown around the corner that turns my wheels. ~ Heinz Stucke, Bicycle touring for 50 years and still going
We ARE Traffic! ~ BikeDenver.org
Government must help to eliminate cars so that bicycles can help to eliminate government. ~ Advocacy slogan in Holland
One Less Car. ~ Advocacy slogan for Transportation Alternative, NYC, 1981. Created by Richard Rosenthal. Editor's Note: I actually spoke to Mr. Rosenthal about how his slogan gained so much popularity that everyone uses it now, but without proper credit.
Honk if you love bikes! ~ Critical Mass , San Francisco
I dream on two wheels. ~ Adventure Cycling Association
Don't be insane, cover your brain! ~ Bicycle safety slogan for the Utah cities South Jordan, Herriman, Riverton. Created by Nephi Christensen age 8 years old
I'mpossible. ~ AIDS Ride. 2001.
Exhibit B: Another photograph. What's missing from this picture? It's just me WITHOUT MY BIKE! ~ Pee Wee Herman, Pee-wee's Big Adventure the movie
When i was little, I wanted a bicycle for my birthday, but my parents got me a baseball glove. So, you know what i did? I pretended that baseball glove was a bicycle, and I rode it to school every day. True story. ~ Gerg Germann as the agent in Bolt the movie
“Sorry, old girl," I said to Gladys [my bicycle] in the gray dishwater light of early morning, "but I have to leave you at home." ¶ I could see that she was disappointed, even though she managed to put on a brave face. ¶ "I need you to stay here as a decoy," I whispered. "When they see you leaning against the greenhouse, they'll think I'm still in bed." ¶
Gladys brightened considerably at the thought of a conspiracy.... ¶
At the corner of the garden, I turned, and mouthed the words, "Don't do anything I wouldn't do," and Gladys signaled that she wouldn't. ~ Alan Bradley, A Red Herring Without Mustard
After my training wheels, my first real bike was a Schwinn, and my first time out, I rode down a hill, didn’t know how to stop, and ran right into a tree. So, that was a nice experience … like realizing, oh, there are brakes! ~ Robin Williams, Comedian
Bicycling is a big part of the future. It has to be. There's something wrong with a society that drives a car to workout in a gym. ~ Bill Nye the Science Guy
~ Helen Keller, deaf and blind political activist. 1880–1968
Toleration is the greatest gift of the mind; it requires the same effort of the brain that it takes to balance oneself on a bicycle.
Next to a leisurely walk I enjoy a spin on my tandem bicycle. It is splendid to feel the wind blowing in my face and the springy motion of my iron steed. The rapid rush through the air gives me a delicious sense of strength and buoyancy, and the exercise makes my pulse dance and my heart sing. ~ Helen Keller
Let me tell you what I think of bicycling. I think it has done more to emancipate women than anything else in the world. It gives women a feeling of freedom and self-reliance. I stand and rejoice every time I see a woman ride by on a wheel...the picture of free, untrammelled womanhood. ~ Susan B. Anthony, American civil rights leader and feminist. 1896
The bicycle has done more for the emancipation of women than anything else in the world. ~ Susan B. Anthony
The bicycle will accomplish more for women’s sensible dress than all the reform movements that have ever been waged. ~ Unknown Author, from Demerarest’s Family Magazine, 1895
I began to feel that myself plus the bicycle equaled myself plus the world, upon whose spinning wheel we must all learn to ride, or fall into the sluiceways of oblivion and despair. That which made me succeed with the bicycle was precisely what had gained me a measure of success in life -- it was the hardihood of spirit that led me to begin, the persistence of will that held me to my task, and the patience that was willing to begin again when the last stroke had failed. And so I found high moral uses in the bicycle and can commend it as a teacher without pulpit or creed. She who succeeds in gaining the mastery of the bicycle will gain the mastery of life. ~ Frances E. Willard, How I Learned To Ride The Bicycle. 1895
I finally concluded that all failure was from a wobbling will rather than a wobbling wheel. ~ Frances E. Willard
I need a man like
a fish needs a bicycle.
I need a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
~ Irina Dunn, 1970.
Variations of this quote have been around almost as long as the bicycle itself. An earlier form is: "God needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle." Try making a fun quote yourself. Here's the formula: A needs B like C needs a bicycle. Send us your quote and we'll display them here.
~ Mark Twain, Taming the Bicycle. 1884
Read Twain's short story Taming the Bicycle or see more quotes below.
~ Mark Twain, Taming the Bicycle. 1884.
The steps of one's progress are distinctly marked. At the end of each lesson he knows he has acquired something, and he also knows what that something is, and likewise that it will stay with him. It is not like studying German, where you mull along, in a groping, uncertain way, for thirty years; and at last, just as you think you've got it, they spring the subjunctive on you, and there you are. No -- and I see now, plainly enough, that the great pity about the German language is, that you can't fall off it and hurt yourself. There is nothing like that feature to make you attend strictly to business. But I also see, by what I have learned of bicycling, that the right and only sure way to learn German is by the bicycling method. That is to say, take a grip on one villainy of it at a time, and learn it -- not ease up and shirk to the next, leaving that one half learned.
~ Mark Twain, Taming the Bicycle. 1884.
Suddenly the nickel-clad horse takes the bit in its mouth and goes slanting for the curbstone defying all prayers and all your powers to change its mind -- your heart stands still, your breath hangs fire, your legs forget to work.
~ H.G. Wells
To ride a bicycle properly is very like a love affair—chiefly
it is a matter of faith. Believe you do it, and the thing is done; doubt,
and, for the life of you, you cannot. ~ H.G. Wells, The Wheels of Chance
After your first day of cycling, one dream is inevitable. A memory of motion lingers in the muscles of your legs, and round and round they seem to go. You ride through Dreamland on wonderful dream bicycles that change and grow. ~ H.G. Wells, The Wheels of Chance
Cycle tracks will abound in Utopia. ~ H.G. Wells
H.G. Wells wasn't just a visionary when it came to time machines or men walking on the moon, he also wrote the very first book about bicycle touring, which also helped give rise to the female emancipation movement. Read The Wheels of Chance, a free ebook reprinted here for your convenience.
It never gets easier, you just go faster. ~ Greg LeMond
I have always struggled to achieve excellence. One thing that cycling has taught me is that if you can achieve something without a struggle it's not going to be satisfying. ~ Greg LeMond
You don't suffer, kill yourself and take the risks I take just for money. I love [bicycling]. ~ Greg LeMond
There will be a lot of complaining that today was too hard, but the winners never complain. ~ Phil Liggett, Tour de France commentator
When my legs hurt, I say: "Shut up legs! Do what I tell you to do!" ~ Jens Voigt
If it hurts me, it must hurt the other ones twice as much. ~ Jens Voigt
The difference between me and Lance Armstrong is that I still have a chance to win the Tour de France. ~ Anyone
NOTE: We've demoted the bicycle quotes by Lance Armstrong to a secondary page.
Crashing is part of cycling as crying is part of love. ~ Johan Museeuw
It would not be at all strange if history came to the conclusion that the perfection of the bicycle was the greatest incident of the nineteenth century. ~ Anonymous
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like
~ Queen Bicycle Race, Fat Bottomed Girls
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. ~ Emo Philips. Editor's note: Apparently a lot of people dream of stealing bicycles. See the quote by Pee Wee Herman.
Why should anyone steal a watch when he could steal a bicycle? ~ Flann O’Brien
The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets. ~ Christopher Morley, American author 1890-1957
A bicycle does get you there and more.... And there is always the thin edge of danger to keep you alert and comfortably apprehensive. Dogs become dogs again and snap at your raincoat; potholes become personal. And getting there is all the fun. ~ Bill Emerson, On Bicycling, Saturday Evening Post, 1967
Melancholy is incompatible with bicycling. ~ James E. Starrs
Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of riding a bike.
~ John F. Kennedy, 35th President of the United States
You never have the wind with you — either it is against you or you're having a good day. ~ Daniel Behrman, The Man Who Loved Bicycles
Think of bicycles as rideable art that can just about save the world. ~ Grant Petersen
The bicycle is the noblest invention of mankind. ~ William Saroyan, Nobel prize winner
There is nothing like walking to get the feel of a country. A fine landscape is like a piece of music; it must be taken at the right tempo. Even a bicycle goes too fast. ~ Paul Scott Mowrer
Mankind has invested more than four million years of evolution in the attempt to avoid physical exertion. Now a group of backward-thinking atavists mounted on foot-powered pairs of Hula-Hoops would have us pumping our legs, gritting our teeth, and searing our lungs as though we were being chased across the Pleistocene savanna by saber-toothed tigers. Think of the hopes, the dreams, the effort, the brilliance, the pure force of will that, over the eons, has gone into the creation of the Cadillac Coupe de Ville. Bicycle riders would have us throw all this on the ash heap of history. ~ P.J. O'Rourke
It's not how many times you get knocked down, it's how many times you get back up.
~ Colonel George Armstrong Custer
Do you think Custer rode a bicycle? He lived during the era of the boneshaker bicycles and died 3 years before the invention of the safety bicycle. History of the bicycle.
The bicycle, the bicycle, surely should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets. ~ Christopher Morely, Nobel prize winner
Bicycles are the indicator species of a community, like shellfish in a bay. ~ P. Martin Scott
Whoever invented the bicycle deserves the thanks of humanity. ~ Lord Charles Beresford
If I can bicycle, I bicycle. ~ David Attenborough
Be at one with the universe. If you can’t do that, at least be at one with your bike. ~ Lennard Zinn, former member of the U.S. National Racing Team and bike fan.
A "gnome" is a pithy expression or saying that is generally true. In this case, these are like anonymous bicycle quotes that have infiltrated every-day culture in the form of social media postings, T-shirts, slogans and more.
A bike can't stand alone because it is two tired.
Education is important, but riding a bicycle is importanter.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a bicycle and that’s pretty close.
Why not create an adventure and a quotable moment of your own? ~ Scott Stoll 8/24/97
Riding a bike is the best antidepressant drug and only has good side effects. ~ Gunnar Rempel
Cycling has nothing to do with riding a bike. ~ John Chatterley, Birmingham, UK
The cyclist creates everything from almost nothing, becoming the most energy-efficient of all... animals and machines and, as such, has a [genuine] ability to challenge the entire value system of a society.... The bicycle may be too cheap, too available, too healthy, too independent and too equitable for its own good. In an age of excess it is minimal and has the subversive potential to make people happy in an economy fuelled by consumer discontent. ~ Jim McGurn
For every uphill, there's a downhill. ~ Mike Hodges
Bicycling unites physical harmony coupled with emotional bliss to create a sense of spiritual perfection that combines one’s body, mind and spirit into a single moving entity. Bicycling allows a person to mesh with the sun, sky and road as if nothing else mattered in the world. In fact, all your worries, cares and troubles vanish in the rear view mirror while you bicycle along the byways of the world: you pedal as one with the universe. ~ Frosty Wooldridge
It may seem hard now, but someday I imagine I'll be in an office or on a couch wishing for my bicycle and a small stretch of road, wind or no wind, hill or no hill, even rain or no rain.
~ Scott Stoll
Falling Uphill: The short film
One man's quest for happiness around the world on a bicycle
A montage of photos and videos from Scott's 4 year, 26,000 mile bicycle tour around the world. Previously a Youtube Feature Video and specially requested for the Boston Bicycle Film Festival. "I nearly cried watching this video. Just a normal guy and look what he has achieved." ~ Ingrid K.