Variations of this quote have been around almost as long as the bicycle itself. The origin is a derivitive of an earlier form: “God needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.”
Try making a fun quote yourself. Here’s the formula:
A needs B like C needs a bicycle.
More “like a fish needs a bicycle” quotes from earlier times:
The place [Aragon, Spain] didn’t need an American consul any more than a cow needs a bicycle; for it had no trade with America, and no American tourist ever dreamed of stopping there. ~ , A Connecticut newspaper, 1898.Credit.
A man without faith is like a fish without a bicycle. ~ , 1958.
God needs man like a fish needs a bicycle ~
Man needs God like a fish needs a bicycle ~ , Rebuttal to previous
“A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.” I really hate this expression. I bet fish would totally want bicycles. ~ , Princess on the Brink
A man needs a woman like a fish needs a bicycle. ~
People need government like a mouse needs a cat. ~
Nothin’ much to say I guess
You’re just the same as all the rest
Been tryin’ to throw your arms around the world
And a woman needs a man
Like a fish needs a bicycle
When you’re tryin’ to throw your arms around the world
I’m gonna run to you, run to you, run to you