Variations of this quote have been around almost as long as the bicycle itself. The origin seems to be a derivative of an earlier form:
God needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.Unknown
This is perhaps the earliest version of the “fish needs a bicycle” quote.
The place [Aragon, Spain] didn’t need an American consul any more than a cow needs a bicycle; for it had no trade with America, and no American tourist ever dreamed of stopping there.The Hartford Courant, A Connecticut newspaper, 1898. Credit.
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A needs B like C needs a bicycle.
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More variations from earlier times
A man without faith is like a fish without a bicycle. ~ , 1958.
Man needs God like a fish needs a bicycle ~.
In recent times, the Quote Investigator did a much better job deconstructing this quote than I did. See the full breakdown of “A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.” Spoiler alert, the quote investigator attributes this to graffiti on a wall as reported by a newspaper.
We found this anonymous contribution to International Women’s Year on a wall at Forest Lodge: “A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.”The Sydney Morning Herald, January, 1975.
And, perhaps, my favorite of them all.
“A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.” I really hate this expression. I bet fish would totally want bicycles.Meg Cabot, Princess on the Brink.
It seems people like their freedom from needing anything as evident in these variations.
A man needs a woman like a fish needs a bicycle. ~.
People need government like a mouse needs a cat. ~
In pop culture
Nothin’ much to say I guess
You’re just the same as all the rest
Been tryin’ to throw your arms around the world
And a woman needs a man
Like a fish needs a bicycle
When you’re tryin’ to throw your arms around the world
I’m gonna run to you, run to you, run to you.
More deconstructed bicycle quotes
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Un/Inspirational and ironic Lance Armstrong bicycle quotes. I’m sorry to have demoted Lance’s quote to this secondary page, but here is why.
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