Variations of this quote have been around almost as long as the bicycle itself. The origin is a derivative of an earlier form: “God needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.”
Try making a fun quote yourself. Here’s the formula:
A needs B like C needs a bicycle.
More “like a fish needs a bicycle” quotes from earlier times:
The place [Aragon, Spain] didn’t need an American consul any more than a cow needs a bicycle; for it had no trade with America, and no American tourist ever dreamed of stopping there. ~ , A Connecticut newspaper, 1898.Credit.
A man without faith is like a fish without a bicycle. ~ , 1958.
God needs man like a fish needs a bicycle ~
Man needs God like a fish needs a bicycle ~ , Rebuttal to previous
“A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.” I really hate this expression. I bet fish would totally want bicycles. ~ , Princess on the Brink
A man needs a woman like a fish needs a bicycle. ~
People need government like a mouse needs a cat. ~
Nothin’ much to say I guess
You’re just the same as all the rest
Been tryin’ to throw your arms around the world
And a woman needs a man
Like a fish needs a bicycle
When you’re tryin’ to throw your arms around the world
I’m gonna run to you, run to you, run to you
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Un/Inspirational and ironic Lance Armstrong bicycle quotes. I’m sorry to have demoted Lance’s quote to this secondary page, but here is why.
The First Bicycle Touring Author H.G. Wells wasn’t just a visionary when it came to time machines or men walking on the moon, he also
Einstein’s famous bicycle quote explained. “Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.” See the original source.