Bicycle Slogans

Bicycle Slogans, Sayings, Expressions and Gnomes

bicycle gnome

A “gnome” is a pithy expression or saying that is generally true. In this case, these bicycle slogans are like anonymous bicycle quotes that have infiltrated every-day culture in the form of social media postings, T-shirts, slogans and more. See our Bicycle Advocacy Slogans for official taglines and slogans for popular companies and events.

 

Burn Carbohydrates, Not Hydrocarbons.

Put something fun between your legs.

A bike can’t stand alone because it is two tired.

Education is important, but riding a bicycle is importanter.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a bicycle and that’s pretty close.

A bad attitude is like a flat tire — you can’t go anywhere until you fix it.

“I have to many bicycles,” said no cyclist ever.

Bicycling: Side effetcs may include sweating and euphoria.

Keep calm and and bicycle on. A variation of the motivational poster by the British government during World War 2.

A police officer came to my house and said: “Your dog chased someone on a bicycle.” I said: “That’s impossible, officer. My dog can’t even ride a bicycle.”

It’s better to be riding a bicycle and thinking about god, than sitting in church and thinking about bicycling.

Our chains set us free.
 

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