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Un-Inspirational Bicycle Quotes

For the record, these are bicycle quotes that aren’t any fun. I don’t know what to do with them, except put them on this page all by themselves.


Newspapers are unable, seemingly to discriminate between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilization. ~ George Bernard Shaw

Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it had the right color lip gloss on. They have no shame. They’re like bull elks in a field. ~ Tori Amos

For some more un-inspirational and ironic quotes, see our Lance Armstrong Bicycle Quotes page.

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