Un-Inspirational Bicycle Quotes
For the record, these are bicycle quotes that aren’t any fun. I don’t know what to do with them, except put them on this page all by themselves.
Newspapers are unable, seemingly to discriminate between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilization. ~ George Bernard Shaw
Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it had the right color lip gloss on. They have no shame. They’re like bull elks in a field. ~ Tori Amos
For some more un-inspirational and ironic quotes, see our Lance Armstrong Bicycle Quotes page.